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the Cowbell Incident

Small Tora who demonstrated exemplary friendliness and performed significant acts of valor used to be given the Good Noodle of the month award, but all that changed when the Cowbell Incident occurred...The casualties numbered in [ REDACTED ]...

crab wife?

you wouldn't boil Small Cedra, would you?...WOULD YOU?(also this was drawing practice)

[ Transparent ] Torakhamun (+ staff & disc!)

Torakhamun is well-known amongst the countless, disparate Thousand Sons warbands for being the foremost scholar in the field of Tomatalchemy, the art of transforming matter into tomatoes.Their partner, a Tomatora Disc Fren, was one such alchemic result. They much prefer their new aerodynamic and hig...

Thousand Sons Small Tora

The 15th Legion blinks down from the skies, dishing out mystical bolts of warpflame...(ask away, if you have any lore questions!)(also, a NEW profile picture of Thousand Sons Small Tora is now available in the shared PFP drive link here!)

It's never too late to change!

Believe in the Small Tora that believes in you...

Void Dragon-chan (5% power)

Former next big thing. I heard something happened on Mars...? Is that why she doesn't stream anymore? Where'd she go?(Hammerlive Corporation appreciates your cooperation in keeping the personal details of its talents a secret to protect their right to privacy.)

Saving Tall Smora

I felt bad so I decided to give the False One a happy ending.(Broccolini still has to settle its debt to its new bros from Glorpon V)

Is this heresy?

Send this to all your Imperium brethren who are still hesitating to embrace true love......It conquers all!

[ Patreon Exclusive ] how to be a manly man

again, manliest man in House Karrotte btw.(it seems that one of my art skill benchmarks, besides golden bikini tora, is drawing lucien)(Also, OC is Lucien by BasedBinkie)

the god of foobaw (END)

Pour one out for our dusty boy...With this, we will be returning to our regularly scheduled programming.

the god of foobaw (pt. 3/2?)

wait, hold onwhy isn't it ending?

[ Patreon Exclusive ] goat x crab

bros genetic material got shunted into Jungian metaphysical space, this has to stop!

the god of foobaw (pt. 2/2)

I love football.You love football too, don't you?You do, right?Otherwise, I'll be upset.You wouldn't like to upset me.

the god of foobaw (pt. 1/2)

Caught between the land of the living & the Intellectual Property Limbo, a long-forgotten deity is brought back to the pantheon...

[ Transparent ] Big Fluffa

What's the secret behind Big Fluffa's luscious poof of fur? Let's ask it..."uh!! i wash and dry every day! then i hop into hot wind tunnel!!""also! my frens love give me power!!"(the interviewer was later found unresponsive, deep under the composting pits.)

Big Fluffa's Secret

Behind those pitch-black eyes lies a degree of unbridled mercilessness...-not! That's what the broccoli sympathizers WANT you to think! Big Fluffa is but an innocent cinnamon roll!(also, NEW profile pictures of Big Fluffa and Normal Small Tora are now available in the shared PFP drive link here!...

Sotek-sama

(This one is for you, Sotek-sama's strongest Loremaster.)I didnt have a whole lot to go off of, so uhhh here's Sotek-sama, she likes eating the rats in the temple basement, and uhhh the Great Horned Rat is scared of her-

Instant Loss 2koma

The social experiment gambit has succeeded...(Update: Small Tora Ranch 2 is now enjoying its first harvest season, and even more Small Toras are expected to join Malice-sama soon.)

[ Patreon Exclusive ] crab x goat

bros genetic material got shunted into fifth-dimensional eldritch space, what do?

[ Transparent ] Small Tora Sensei

One of several accomplished alumni from Small Tora University, having majored in Applied Camaraderie (with a second major in Quantum Tomatology) and graduated with Honors at the top of their cohort.(Even though the modern job market made their degree essentially worthless upon graduation, they still...

Small Tora School

When new Smaller Toras are found among the underbrush, they are soon enrolled in Small Tora School, where they learn a variety of topics in the institution's holistic curriculum that help them become well-adjusted Small Toras as they grow up.(Small Tora College and Small Tora University are also...