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The Horny Podcast Episode 2: Ownership, Copium, and Desire

In episode 2 of The Horny Podcast we discuss how to find a boywife, how to cope with sadness, the desire to be married, and more!

[M4M] Boywife Making Your Dinner | NSFW

In the heart of your home, a story of culinary delight and tender care unfolds as your femboy boywife takes the stage in the kitchen. This video is not just a feast for the taste buds but a symphony for the ears, featuring the soothing, crisp sounds of cooking that have become a hallmark of the ASMR...

Upcoming Audio: Boywife Cooks For You

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[M4M] Femboy Tells You About YouTube Monies (Gone Wrong) | NSFW

You ask your femboy boywife about how he makes a lil' extra money for your houseStraight To Fucking: 9:00Patrons:KelterMelterJDStarlightGabriel ErbesAaron LockDragon PrinceGTHANOVERShadow76ImperialsageDr. GreenDjKillahPhoenix JohnsonJeffTyson lachmannFrosting the birthday clownJoJokester Florent...

Upcoming Audio: Femboy Talks About YouTube Monies UwU

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New Patreon Perk: Custom Audios!

Starting RIGHT now, every member of the Boiwifey Loyalist Tier and above can request a custom audio every month. To make your first request, go to "Collections," click "Custom Benefits" and then "Monthly Custom Audio Form." Or.......click This Link: https://www.patreon.com/po...

What should we do for the 100th Audio?

The 95th Boiwifey audio came out today. That means we are only FIVE audios away from the 100th Episode of Boiwifey ASMR. I want the 100th to be super duper special. I have come out with 4 ideas and YOU get to choose! Every vote counts when there's a maximum of 40 voters!Update: The winner is opt...

[M4M] Painting Your Boywife's Nails | SFW

You want to paint your boywife's nails and ask if you can. He gladly accepts your proposal and you begin spending the evening together with your femboy.PatronsKelterMelterJDStarlightGabriel ErbesAaron LockDragon PrinceGTHANOVERShadow76ImperialsageDr. GreenDjKillahPhoenix JohnsonJeffTyson lachman...

Upcoming Audio: Painting Your Boywife's Nails

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Headpats | The Horny Post | Leap Day 2024

One extra Horny Post to celebrate our 1 extra day of the year! And today, we will be discussing the art of the headpat. Headpats are he simple act of placing your hand on the head of another being. Rather that be a dog, a hampter, a cat or a human. In kawaii femboy/trans girl culture the headpat has...

[M4M] Complimenting A Femboy 'Till He Melts

You call your femboy friend cute in front of all of your friends when he starts to melt down from the praise. You question your sexuality as you talk about your feelings with him.Straight To Fucking: 28:00PatronsKelterMelterJDStarlightGabriel ErbesAaron LockDragon PrinceGTHANOVERShadow76Imperialsage...

Upcoming Audio: Complimenting Your Femboy 'Till He Melts

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Control | The Horny Post | 2/28/24

Being submissive is the ultimate form of control. You decide who you give the power to. When you're a bottom you are the most powerful one in the room. "But Boiwifey, don't you want men to dominate you?" Oh, yes. Most certainly. But the last few years of my life have been a lesson in...

[M4A] Femboy Discovers The Man-o-Sphere

While a femboy is exercising when a giga chad yogurt male crashes into his home. He must teach the femboy what it really means to be a man!Comedy | ASMRPatronsKelterMelterJDStarlightGabriel ErbesAaron LockDragon PrinceGTHANOVERShadow76ImperialsageDr. GreenDjKillahPhoenix JohnsonJeffTyson lachmannFro...

Upcoming Audio: Femboy Discovers The Man-o-Sphere

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Cumming, Dear! | The Horny Post | 2/27/24

Content Warning: The following blog post goes into dark places. Your discretion is advised.The following is a excerpt of the psychopathy of the modern femboy. See how his mind melts and why he can not provide for himself. A truly saddening display.Orgasm. The pinnacle of sexual intercourse. The mome...

[M4M] Tsundere Femboy Berates You | NSFW

When you're being noisy, your Tsundere femboy roommates has had enough! He gives you orders and he won't take no for an answer.Straight To Fucking: 32:17PatronsKelterMelterJDStarlightGabriel ErbesAaron LockDragon PrinceGTHANOVERShadow76ImperialsageDr. GreenDjKillahPhoenix JohnsonJeffTyson la...

Upcoming Audio: Tsundere Femboy Berates You

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The 3-Date Rule | The Horny Post | 2/26/24

Yesterday, we discussed what kind of dates I like. Today we will discuss a personal boundary on the subject of dating. Gay men and boys have historically fucked before hello. Not bound by heteronormative values and the caution of women, gay men get right down to business. If they even get to the dat...

Which audio do you want first?

Update: Option 4 is the winner! "Complimenting Your Femboy Until He Melts"

Dates | The Horny Post | 2/25/24

Dates. The all allusive never revealing event that is sought after like salt. They take on many forms from dinner dates, park dates, meeting the parents, and many more. But what kind of dates do I, and perhaps other femboys, like? If you are seeing a femboy fr fr, you may feel compelled to take him ...

[M4M] Yandere Femboy Wants You | NSFW

While at your lecture a femboy holds you at knife point. You have no choice but to do as he says.Straight To Fucking: 20:00Patrons:KelterMelterJDStarlightGabriel ErbesAaron LockDragon PrinceGTHANOVERShadow76ImperialsageDr. GreenDjKillahPhoenix JohnsonJeffTyson lachmannFrosting the birthday clownJoJo...

Upcoming Audio: Yandere Femboy Takes You

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[M4M] Femboy Wife Cuts Your Hair | SFW

Your femboy wife cuts your hair and soothes you with his voice.PatronsKelterMelterJDStarlightGabriel ErbesAaron LockDragon PrinceGTHANOVERShadow76ImperialsageDr. GreenDjKillahPhoenix JohnsonJeffTyson lachmannFrosting the birthday clownJoJokester FlorentKuyaChrisLuke224Nikki NikitaYxnkEdu LoucoChirst...

Upcoming Audio: Femboy Wife Cutting Your Hair

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Verbal Turn-Ons | The Horny Post | 2/23/24

Today on The Horny Post, we will list a series of verbal cues to turn-on femboys.For our first example one must of course have a femboy to turn on. But if you don't? While we have a guide on how to find a femboy boyfriend here on our Patreon you may need to know what to say to one. In a public s...

[M4M] Baking Cookies With Your Boywife | NSFW

Your boywife asks if you will help him bake cookies!Straight To Fucking: 17:00Patrons:KelterMelterJDStarlightGabriel ErbesAaron LockDragon PrinceGTHANOVERShadow76ImperialsageDr. GreenDjKillahPhoenix JohnsonJeffTyson lachmannFrosting the birthday clownJoJokester FlorentKuyaChrisLuke224Nikki NikitaYxn...

Upcoming Audio: Baking Cookies With Your Boywife

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[M4M] Femboys In The Workplace | SFW

AzuBlood needs a more diverse staff. So, they hire a femboy. Jamie is made very aware that he is a diversity hire. Nobody thinks he's capable of anything, so he tends to prove his worth.Patrons:KelterMelterJDStarlightGabriel ErbesAaron LockDragon PrinceGTHANOVERShadow76ImperialsageDr. GreenDjKil...