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“I went to buy a Christmas tree. The guy goes, ‘So you can p..

“I went to buy a Christmas tree. The guy goes, ‘So you can put it up yourself?’ I said, ‘No, I was thinking the living room.”

Remember to never answer a phone during sex, even if you hil..

Remember to never answer a phone during sex, even if you hilariously answer with, ‘I can’t talk now, I’m going into a tunnel

Do you want to come to my time machine? We stop somewhere be..

Do you want to come to my time machine? We stop somewhere between ’68 and ’70

Q. What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients..

Q. What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? A. Thanks for coming!

I am smiling at you because? Please 👍 and comment this post ..

I am smiling at you because? Please 👍 and comment this post and a tip for your sexy Duen👅

How is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a great hand, ..

How is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner.

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dar..

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

What are these lumps under my top. Do you have any idea? Ple..

What are these lumps under my top. Do you have any idea? Please 👍 and comment this post and a tip for your sexy Duen👅

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more ..

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Peek a boo, two for you! Please 👍 and comment this post and ..

Peek a boo, two for you! Please 👍 and comment this post and a tip for your sexy Duen👅

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? O..

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.

Well they say the early sun makes things grow, right! Please..

Well they say the early sun makes things grow, right! Please 👍 and comment this post and a tip for your sexy Duen👅

What do you do when your cat's dead? Play with the neighbour..

What do you do when your cat's dead? Play with the neighbour's pussy instead.

Why do girls love flowers so much? Please 👍 and comment this..

Why do girls love flowers so much? Please 👍 and comment this post and a tip for your sexy Duen👅

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong..

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Good night my babe ❤️👅

Good morning Saturday 😁❤️

A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him aroun..

A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.

Morning smile 😊 Are they big enough for you? Please 👍 and co..

Morning smile 😊 Are they big enough for you? Please 👍 and comment this post and a tip for your sexy Duen👅

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume th..

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

“What do you think. Pretty in pink?” Please 👍 and comment th..

“What do you think. Pretty in pink?” Please 👍 and comment this post and a tip for your sexy Duen👅

“Can we just sit and admire the beautiful sculptures?” Pleas..

“Can we just sit and admire the beautiful sculptures?” Please 👍 and comment this post and a tip for your sexy Duen👅

How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.

A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and..

A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?" The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."