alexcryptic

onlyfans

alexcryptic posts

Posts: 409 Files: 583

If I had a Yelp for this business I'm sure I'd have a bunch ..

If I had a Yelp for this business I'm sure I'd have a bunch of 5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ reviews~ 🍈🍈

Y'all ever wonder what Tinkerbell's tits look like? 🧚🏻‍♀️✨💚 ..

Y'all ever wonder what Tinkerbell's tits look like? 🧚🏻‍♀️✨💚 They look a whole lot like my own, I wonder why.

I don't have to ch0ke/g@g, but honestly I've been told it se..

I don't have to ch0ke/g@g, but honestly I've been told it seems to be something that's preferred?? 🛹🧢 🔮✨🍑

Don't all women play with their tits? Idk 🤷🏼‍♀️

Blue eyes for that day 💙💙 Big tiddies for all days 🍈🏋🏻‍♀️🍈

Forgot I even made this for my photog's premium Snap👻 but it..

Forgot I even made this for my photog's premium Snap👻 but it was a quick fun little thing to make even if I wasn't the girl on takeover for the day 😂🍈🍈

I'm so in love with this Michael Kors 007 bathing suit, I fe..

I'm so in love with this Michael Kors 007 bathing suit, I feel fucking unstoppable 🖤🖤🖤

Thinking of making content while I'm at the beach 🏖️

Ah yes, tiddies of the century 🍈🍈 My genes are a curse for m..

Ah yes, tiddies of the century 🍈🍈 My genes are a curse for me but a blessing to others 😮‍💨

I'm a got-damn blueberry motherfucker~ 🫐💙🫐💙🫐💙 I'm exhausted,..

I'm a got-damn blueberry motherfucker~ 🫐💙🫐💙🫐💙 I'm exhausted, but so excited for my 3 day beach trip; I just don't wanna pack lol🏖️ I crave the sound of the waves🌊the smell of the salt in the air🧂the sunlit atmosphere☀️

Photog is working on editing ✌🏻📦

Did a quick mini shoot as Jennifer Check Weren't really feel..

Did a quick mini shoot as Jennifer Check Weren't really feeling the mood at the time and it was a bit rushed so the photos probably didn't come out as good as the other 2 shoots, but there will be more Jennifer in the future 💕✨💖

Before the 007MMK shoot 🖤🍸

Ahhhh I had so much fun!! 🥰📦

Also we coincidentally had an Amazon worker get off the elev..

Also we coincidentally had an Amazon worker get off the elevator at the floor we were shooting on, and we asked her if she wanted to do a funny photo. 😂 Ended up doing the Spider-Man meme 🕷️🕸️

Sneak peak of what's to come, after they go through editing ..

Sneak peak of what's to come, after they go through editing of course. 📦💌📬 This honestly had to have been my favorite shoot I've ever done, it was so fun and creative.. it's one of my favorite outfits to wear as well, so very very comfy and definitely gives definition to my shap...

Yesterday we shot the James Bond 007 swimsuit by Michael Kor..

Yesterday we shot the James Bond 007 swimsuit by Michael Kors. 🖤🍸🔫 Those photos still need to go through my photographer's editing process, but as soon as he's finished with them they'll be up. Hoping to either do the Slytherin 🐍 or the UPS 📦 shoot today. 🤞🏻 I feel ...

Alright! Whole week I'm gonna be shooting 📸 packing starts i..

Alright! Whole week I'm gonna be shooting 📸 packing starts in about 11 hours.

These are left over from the Spinn Hunny bathtub shoot I did..

These are left over from the Spinn Hunny bathtub shoot I did a long while back! 🛁🤡🍷

This bundle is the black and white mixed with colored versio..

This bundle is the black and white mixed with colored versions from the chest down. I used to have these on here when I first opened the account, they weren't priced, but due to recent unfortunate threats from random accounts, I ended up taking them off the site so that they are no longer seen b...

Just b00ba post 🍈🍈

💜🖤

Aye guys, I will get back to all messages as soon as I can! ..

Aye guys, I will get back to all messages as soon as I can! I've been extremely busy with personal life, but now as things are becoming more and more calm I'm starting to focus on planning out photoshoots with my photographer since I'm no longer sick and feeling 90% better(the other 10% ...