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The biggest happy birthday to my partner in all things inclu..

The biggest happy birthday to my partner in all things including slime @mathema-kitten. My life truly would not be the same without you. Thank you for you and everything you do for us (your biggest fans). 🥰🥰 Make sure you wish this bad witch the best birthday! 🎉🎂

There’s just something about the way @mathema-kitten takes a..

There’s just something about the way @mathema-kitten takes a ween out that gets me going so good. Sure—it’s my ween in this but you guys get the idea… 😮

Darth Vader takes the High Ground (tip this post $12 ..

***Darth Vader takes the High Ground*** (tip this post $12 for the full 11min video in your dms) @mathema-kitten and I show off our impressive Amazon cosplay skills in this pegging video. 😂 In the video: ✅ lightsaber ✅ darth titties mk ✅ peggggginnngggg ✅ hello there ✅ cums on cums

There was supposed to be a cum shot with this… but when I pu..

There was supposed to be a cum shot with this… but when I pulled the toy out I had a p-orgasm and then it just kinda turned into a full one… Anyways, here’s a leaky pre-cum ween. This was my “prep work” for what we are filming today. 😈😈

Rim Rim Rim Banana Phone (full length video) Contrar..

***Rim Rim Rim Banana Phone*** (full length video) Contrary to the title, this video doesn’t include a phone, but it does include a ton of rimming and @mathema-kitten, so that makes up for it. Enjoy MK enjoying my booty hole as she licks and tongues and touches my booty till I cum. Tip this po...

Handyman’d a camera mount to the ceiling this morning. And I..

Handyman’d a camera mount to the ceiling this morning. And I was rewarded with @mathema-kitten’s “deep passion for rimming” (that’s an actual quote from her). This isn’t the overhead angle but a keen-eyed viewer might spot a little of it in this clip. 🤷‍♀️

Just a reminder… subbing @mathema-kitten gets you into live ..

Just a reminder… subbing @mathema-kitten gets you into live shows like this…

This is what @mathema-kitten and I get up to when we’ve spen..

This is what @mathema-kitten and I get up to when we’ve spent hours in bed sick. I mostly just wanted to show off this reverse French tip pedi one more time before the dogs get done. Thinking Ice Truck K***er color scheme for halloweeeeeennnnnn? 🎃🎃🎃

This sex tape has been giving me a boner all morning. I can’..

This sex tape has been giving me a boner all morning. I can’t wait for @mathema-kitten to get it edited for you all. I’ll release it early here—if you want it as soon as it’s edited tip this post $5 and I’ll DM it to you! Ahhhh, it’s so hot. I hope you all enjoy. 🥰🥰😘😘 (tr...

Just a guy in a nature tee watching his extremely attractive..

Just a guy in a nature tee watching his extremely attractive wife make hot content for you all. Oh yeah, and it’s like 20min of me using a toy, which was a new fun experience. Thanks @mathema-kitten for being the eye candy.

Hey guys, if you have some time today, go give this post a l..

Hey guys, if you have some time today, go give this post a like and a retweet, this kinda stuff is important to all of us. If you do, send me a dm and I’ll send ya surprise from MK and I.

Never sure how to feel about the ol’ softie suck, but @mathe..

Never sure how to feel about the ol’ softie suck, but @mathema-kitten was looking too good to not share. Plus this is a fun tease for a new thing we did… 💦💦💦 but more gold.

MK Teases a Fuck Outta Hubby *(PRE-RELEASE: get ..

***MK Teases a Fuck Outta Hubby*** *(**PRE-RELEASE**: get this video two weeks before it’s free on MK’s page)* Watch @mathema-kitten tease her pretty parts for the camera right in front of me—spoiler I couldn’t control myself and had to fuck her in doggy. After that we tired a brand new w...

So I guess the squats have been working… enjoy me enjoying m..

So I guess the squats have been working… enjoy me enjoying my own ass gains while tryin to ruin @mathema-kitten’s video. 🍑🍑

Made a mess with a besssssss(tfriend). 🤷‍♀️🥰👅 And yes @math..

Made a mess with a besssssss(tfriend). 🤷‍♀️🥰👅 And yes @mathema-kitten 100% likes a post cum t-bagging, she practically begs for it.

The horny struck this morning while we were preparing treats..

The horny struck this morning while we were preparing treats (posting on socials for you all), so I figured what the heck… might as well use that cute lil’ @mathema-kitten pussy. 💦💦💦 This is a rare no-makeup video too! Make sure you’re vocal to MK if you enjoy these less polished vid...

Under Desk Goblin gets a Ween @mathema-kitten ambushe..

***Under Desk Goblin gets a Ween*** @mathema-kitten ambushed me while I was tryin to get our pornhub set up… and things got a little in the mouth. A quick BJ and a see ya later ween pat was more than enough to keep me goin. 🥰 In the video: ✅ upclose views of MK (it feels like it’s your we...

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Rainy Day Threesome This was a fun one! @mathema-kitt..

***Rainy Day Threesome*** This was a fun one! @mathema-kitten invited her FWB over for a quick lil’ threesome the other morning and we were finally able to break her FWBs friendly fire cherry! We’ve all talked about it before, but after 3 MMFs actually touching tips was amazing! For those of y...

Every now and then @mathema-kitten gets a tickle custom requ..

Every now and then @mathema-kitten gets a tickle custom request and I lose my mind with excitement. Tickling is (when consensual) one of the most fun ways for me to show physical touch/love. It’s not sexual but boy is it fun. I hope all of you guys can appreciate the laffs that come outta this wo...

“You got some good pics from that dick shake though” —MK loo..

“You got some good pics from that dick shake though” —MK looking at these. Ween for the ween lovers. 💦💦

Had a pretty fun/relaxing day yesterday— I got a massage and..

Had a pretty fun/relaxing day yesterday— I got a massage and while that was happening… Our fav lil’ sex goblin went and fucked her FWB. Which means I got to do one of my favorite things; masturbate to @mathema-kitten. Here’s a little bit of the fuckin’ that I got to watch. Make sure you�...

I fuckin ran outta cereal again. @mathema-kitten for break..

I fuckin ran outta cereal again. @mathema-kitten for breakfast it is.

Raise your hand if you’d watch @mathema-kitten work while yo..

Raise your hand if you’d watch @mathema-kitten work while you jack off with me. 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️ It’s like interactive porn. You can say things like “you know there’s a vibe in that bag” and she’ll go get it. It’s kinda like magic. ✨✨

Gosh, the goblins in this house… I need a pest control servi..

Gosh, the goblins in this house… I need a pest control service or something. I was trying to film a solo video when @mathema-kitten ambushed me. (Tbh, I got these clear toys cos I figured I could lure MK into usin them on me. Mission accomplished). 💦🍆💦🍆💦

Big titties coming. Here’s about a minute of the newest ep..

Big titties coming. Here’s about a minute of the newest episode in our ***Dangerous Cousins*** series. Some of @mathema-kitten’s older fans are sure to remember these from last summer. Well, your hot cousin from the lake is back and guess what… she wants your cums—it’s a hard task but s...

Not one, not two, but THREEEEEEEE different MFM teases in on..

Not one, not two, but THREEEEEEEE different MFM teases in one post! Oh it’s a thing. Enjoy @mathema-kitten doin what she does best, taking allllllll the ween. 💦🍆 Trying to get you all excited for the 4th releasing (soon).

I remember reading an article a while back about companies o..

I remember reading an article a while back about companies offering “perks” to millennials to get more feets in the door—this is porn husband perks. Nothing beats being able to stroke it just out of frame as @mathema-kitten does her thing. 🫨🫨 Who wants to be just outta frame helping? �...

Gosh, it’s like blowjob city around here. But also I heard ..

Gosh, it’s like blowjob city around here. But also I heard you guys ordered some cum? 💦 You can watch the full sloppy video on @mathema-kitten’s page for free when you sub. :)