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My roommate’s man come over and was drinking and smoking wit..
My roommate’s man come over and was drinking and smoking with us all night. Her ass went in her room and passed out from all the drinks🤦🏿♀️😂. I guess that alcohol had him horny, I’ma take care of him for you sis 💅🏾
How “Daddy” handles me before i go hit the track to get that..
How “Daddy” handles me before i go hit the track to get that 💰
Man my neighbor gonna argue with me about his girl coming ov..
Man my neighbor gonna argue with me about his girl coming over my house, I told him I said “man, me and your girl don’t even be doing nothing, she just come over when she bored, but ok no problem” Us not doing nothing when she come over 😂🤫:
My son’s baby’s mother call herself getting slick out the mo..
My son’s baby’s mother call herself getting slick out the mouth when she came by to pick up some money to get my grandbaby some clothes. I had to let her know my generation different, we don’t tolerate that slick talk, I had to put her back in her place😤
How she gets the💰outta me😵💫😩
How she gets the💰outta me😵💫😩
🤦🏿♂️ my girl called me while she was workin/stripping at th..
🤦🏿♂️ my girl called me while she was workin/stripping at the club. She said “baby a customer requested a private lap dance back at his place. I need to go make this money so cook dinner cuz I’ma b hungry after🥺” Her workin while I’m at home cookin😩:
My mother got married and I DO NOT like my new stepsister. S..
My mother got married and I DO NOT like my new stepsister. She’s a jealous little bitch, mad cuz her daddy showing me more attention🙄, I can’t help I’m his favorite girl now😇 #StepSisterRivalry
I knew I shouldn’t have let my babydaddy come over while my ..
I knew I shouldn’t have let my babydaddy come over while my man was @ work 😩 talkin bout sum “I just wanna come c my daughter for a lil bit that’s it 😇” I knew this was gonna end up happening 🥴:
I tried to get some money from my BD but his broke ass ain’t..
I tried to get some money from my BD but his broke ass ain’t have it. Then his roommate hit me up and said he’ll give me the money, and I aint have to pay him back it’s all good. This is the like the 5th time he did this, I showed him some luv this time 😉
One thing about the south, they have a Waffle House. There's..
One thing about the south, they have a Waffle House. There's a few Waffle House's that be having the sexy girl's that's just working there in the daytime because they strip at night. After eating at this Waffle House that only had old people, I see this nice one, I spoke to her to se...
If my tenant didn’t look so good I would never. But since sh..
If my tenant didn’t look so good I would never. But since she do… ✅ Rent taken care of this month 😉🤐
My Hubby and his Boss/Frat Bro were n the living room discus..
My Hubby and his Boss/Frat Bro were n the living room discussing the “Conditions” of his promotion. Hubby came up to the BR, told me to freshen up, dressed me in sexy lingerie, then sent me downstairs for sum #HotWife action
I gave my girl 💵 for the my neighborhood plug, we grew up 2g..
I gave my girl 💵 for the my neighborhood plug, we grew up 2gether. When she walked in his house, she had a lil ghetto ass attitude. He don’t tolerate being disrespected in his 🏠. He texted me what happen, I replied “check her ass bro” Him checkin her:
One of the homies moved in last week, It’s been 2hrs since I..
One of the homies moved in last week, It’s been 2hrs since I left for work n my girl called me talking in a whiny voice “babe come get your nigga, he won’t leave me alone 🥺” I said “what he doing?!” then she texted me: 🥺🥺🥴🥴💦🤰🏾🐱🥴😩😩💦💦
When she hang out with her play brother
When she hang out with her play brother
The homie said he wasn’t gonna fuck my girl again. So I let ..
The homie said he wasn’t gonna fuck my girl again. So I let him spend the night while I worked the overnight shift, 4hrs into my shift he texted me “sry bruh 🥺🥺” smh 🤦🏿♂️ #WhenYourGirlGotThat 🤰🏾🐱..🤷🏿♂️
One of my cousins in town for a few days, I told my girl to ..
One of my cousins in town for a few days, I told my girl to make him feel at home. How it’s going going so far:
My babymomma put me on chlLd support so I went and linked up..
My babymomma put me on chlLd support so I went and linked up with her arch nemesis from high school 😈
“Wait here n the car, Ima get sum weed from my weedman” “k” ..
“Wait here n the car, Ima get sum weed from my weedman” “k” *45 min later* “Damn girl wtf was u doin?! I was calling n u wasn’t answer. Did u send my calls to voicemail??” “Babe I was tryna take care of business I couldnt talk” Her takin care of business:
When he remind you why you always cheatin on ur boyfriend fo..
When he remind you why you always cheatin on ur boyfriend for that dick
My man had me trappin out the apartment for him while he was..
My man had me trappin out the apartment for him while he was out of town with his main bitch😒. When 1 of his clients showed up to buy a KD, and I saw that bulge in them boxers, it made me wanna show off💁🏽♀️💅🏾
When the neighborhood thot welcome u to the neighborhood
When the neighborhood thot welcome u to the neighborhood
How u help ur female best friend thru a bad breakup “aww com..
How u help ur female best friend thru a bad breakup “aww come here it’s gonna be ok, I got sumthin to help u forget that nigga” “What is it?🥺” “🍆”:
My roommate left her man @ the house while she ran 2go pick ..
My roommate left her man @ the house while she ran 2go pick they kid up. When he saw me n my towel with my ass slightly hanging out the bottom😈I could see his dick gettin hard he said “damn girl look wat u doin to me” ☺️I had 2 do sumthin, I felt guilty😩
🙍🏿♀️My baby daddy’s roommate b coming n our room giving me ..
🙍🏿♀️My baby daddy’s roommate b coming n our room giving me that good ass dick when my baby daddy leave for work😩if I get 🤰🏾again this 2nd 1 may not b his 😬🤭🤷🏾♀️
Every time I get home from work I make sure to take my kids ..
Every time I get home from work I make sure to take my kids babysitter in the guest room, while the kids are out back playing, to ask how the kids behaved and to give her a nice tip 😉😉 for doing such a lovely job “Ur definitely the best in town😁”
I’m gonna stop sending my girl to the weedman to get us some..
I’m gonna stop sending my girl to the weedman to get us some weed cuz I know how him and his homie get down, and she never answers her phone while she there but she always come back with extra weed 🤔 Them while I’m calling:
My girl invited her shy friend over, after a couple drinks s..
My girl invited her shy friend over, after a couple drinks she acting different🥳 @urmajesty1728
Taking all that meat like a good girl 😇 @urmajesty1728
Taking all that meat like a good girl 😇 @urmajesty1728
I went to my girl spot but she wasn’t home yet. Her roommate..
I went to my girl spot but she wasn’t home yet. Her roommate told me I come inside and wait until she get there, then she asked “is it anything I can get you while you waiting?” Next thing you know we…






















