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If I wasn’t this shockingly tired (I stayed up late fretting..

If I wasn’t this shockingly tired (I stayed up late fretting about how naff I am at maths which is pretty vital if you’re doing physics 😂), maybe I would have a quip about playing with you- or a cartridge slotted into me- but alas, all I’m thinking about is not bending over too much when I�...

This silver dream catcher necklace must have caught some abs..

This silver dream catcher necklace must have caught some absolutely filthy dreams to be honest. Didn’t catch the dream I had about when the left side of my face fell off though did it 🥲 Yesterday in the shed I tripped over the mitre saw which has basically lived on the floor since the dawn of ...

Wanna hear a girl complain about a lost ruler for 8 whole mi..

Wanna hear a girl complain about a lost ruler for 8 whole minutes? 😎 look no further guys! (seriously though where the heck is it) Video got cut short AGAIN mid-sawing by… 🥁🥁🥁 … you guessed it! Ran outta storage space! 😂 although, at least this time I didn’t go on and on and ...

Tryna strike a pose! 🌞 it is in temperatures like today that..

Tryna strike a pose! 🌞 it is in temperatures like today that I am very relieved to be in the itty bitty titty committee!

How can 3 photos be so clothed yet so indecent 🤣 Awesome shi..

How can 3 photos be so clothed yet so indecent 🤣 Awesome shirt made for me by bombshell sweetheart @lisa_smiles 😭💝 I haven’t popped these cotton high-waisted beige panties up on my store 🤔 should I?

Hey, no peeking! 🎀 and if you must, then at least follow it ..

Hey, no peeking! 🎀 and if you must, then at least follow it up with a courtesy touch!

You must pay the years-supply-of-espresso-and-decking-screws..

You must pay the years-supply-of-espresso-and-decking-screws toll to open me up ✋🏻 (Please don’t mix the screws in with the espresso) My phone is being absolutely terrible with me. I absolutely need to invest in a new one! Sorry for the sporadic messages lately guys!

Nice material, non? 😇

Going out for a bike ride soon! The weather is really overca..

Going out for a bike ride soon! The weather is really overcast here- just how I like it! 😅 though it looks like it’s gonna rain so if I grab enough signal whilst I’m out to get onto Live (don’t hold me to that! I have no idea where I’m cycling to for a start 😂) please excuse the drench...

Bring food and I’ll let you onto the bed with me. As well a..

Bring food and I’ll let you onto the bed with me. As well as the snake bodysuit, I also bought the snake bra and panty set! It is why I am now skint 😇

It’s a tight squeeze! In my shed, that is 😜

Rest in peace, my little aqua blob, You ate all the algae, c..

Rest in peace, my little aqua blob, You ate all the algae, cleaning after Rob*. Stripy like a tiger, tentacles like Giger, Oh Slippery Egg, you’re making me sob**! *Rob is the name of my big shubunkin goldfish! **I’m fine don’t worry 😅

I think I am using these drinks cup holders wrong, do you? ..

I think I am using these drinks cup holders wrong, do you? 🥤🥤

Tiny video with a toe wiggle requested to be publicly shared..

Tiny video with a toe wiggle requested to be publicly shared! Back in my garish shirt today! 😁

I’m technologically quite impaired so would any of you happe..

I’m technologically quite impaired so would any of you happen to have a technology answer for me? If I were to do a Live video on here, are you guys able to join in with me? Or does it not let you do that and so I would just be talking to myself? 😅 After yesterday’s ridiculously pretty linge...

Snakebite is your lover 🐍

Ooh ooh I also made another lamp during the week, they take ..

Ooh ooh I also made another lamp during the week, they take ages for me to make and each stage is very tedious and I always make mistakes so it may be quite some time before I ever video making one 😅 but if you’ve played any of the Dark Souls games maybe you’ll recognise it? 😋 video taken ...

Feel free to be simultaneously bored and worried for my safe..

Feel free to be simultaneously bored and worried for my safety this morning 😎 I guess I just need someone to penetrate physical precautions into me as a memorable lesson? 🤔

How on earth do I make this much mess what the hell man 😂 al..

How on earth do I make this much mess what the hell man 😂 all I made was a lamp and a whisky board yesterday??

GUESS WHO MEASURED ONCE THEN CUT AND DIDNT MESS IT UP TODAY ..

GUESS WHO MEASURED ONCE THEN CUT AND DIDNT MESS IT UP TODAY 💕💕💕 hell yeah me that’s right! 😎😇 your girl is flying the nest!

Gorgeous little mesh suspender body that Mr Wright bought fo..

Gorgeous little mesh suspender body that Mr Wright bought for me which I never showed you 😭 Thankyou!! 🖤

Hello! 👋🏻 Are you in the mood to wince and cringe and be bor..

Hello! 👋🏻 Are you in the mood to wince and cringe and be bored to heck this morning? IF SO here’s two very dubious videos of my second attempt at a vampire stake 🧛🏻 It is Friday which means you will have the whole weekend to recover from it; whether your reaction be bored to tears (ple...

In the video here I did a proper little cheeky flash but my ..

In the video here I did a proper little cheeky flash but my phone didn’t save it 🥲 (I swear this is the last time I will whine about my phone okay I promise promise promise; I swear I do have other things other than the untold misery of videos not saving cos of bad storage on my mind! 🤣)

Caught the sun on my cheeks yesterday 😬 how has everyone els..

Caught the sun on my cheeks yesterday 😬 how has everyone else been dating in this wild English UV-athon? I have not 🙃 (Thankyou Alex for the lovely bodysuit! 💕) [EDIT - (as I’m finally learning how to use this site! 😅 it’s “DEALING” not “dating” ugh! Surely too hot for that �...

I’m out of the workshop and outside in the land of the livin..

I’m out of the workshop and outside in the land of the living and now I don’t know what to do. Oh man I couldn’t take pics of the shirts I wanted you to choose cos my phone storage got full again! 😭 I went with lobsters… I hope it is sufficiently terrible 😂🦞

I’m going to be leaving the house today after I finish a cou..

I’m going to be leaving the house today after I finish a couple pewter orders but I may need your joint expertise in choosing an awful satin shirt for me again! I’ll nag you all later 😜 Thankyou in advance 💖

First pic: before you telling me you will help me put up the..

First pic: before you telling me you will help me put up the ceiling in the workshop. Second pic: after you telling me you will help me put up the ceiling in the workshop. (Not uploaded third pic: after you telling me you will put up the ceiling in the workshop whilst I merely watch and snack)

I have a feeling I’m spamming you with too many pics 😂 never..

I have a feeling I’m spamming you with too many pics 😂 nevertheless- bask your eyes upon my pride and joy! The cordless champion of easy circle-cutting! 🤩 look me in the eyes and tell me it isn’t beautiful!

Hey hey my name is Mel and when I measure an order before cu..

Hey hey my name is Mel and when I measure an order before cutting it- I measure it twice, then cut it. Then I measure it again, and magically, it is 3cm out 🙃 I used to class myself as one of those “cut first measure later” people but actually I have a worse habit- I measure, get my numbers ...