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Innocent pic day today 😎 crouching tiger, heh! 3 days and I..
Innocent pic day today 😎 crouching tiger, heh! 3 days and I’ll get celebratory stark-naked post-exam! Woop woop! 🥳🥳🥳 (PS; how unbareable is this heat being? I broke the window in the living room on my birthday, because that’s how inconvenient and clumsy I am, and so I can’t open i...
I look quite deranged today (that is indeed spit- a bush tim..
I look quite deranged today (that is indeed spit- a bush time not particularly working down the shed but getting myself riled up and excited instead 😅) I watched 1408 for the first time in years last night, I got spooked, a girl needs her soothing play 😂
Amateur shot of the year this like! It’s such a naff photo I..
Amateur shot of the year this like! It’s such a naff photo I just don’t have the heart to delete it 😂 these black cotton briefs are up on my panty site, saturated with the excitement brought on by noticing Honey Birdette has a sale on (I want the Whitney Unicorn Bodysuit SO SO SOOOO much 😭...
I feel like this exam prep studying has grabbed me by behind..
I feel like this exam prep studying has grabbed me by behind my knees and rolled me backwards, arms above my head, feet in the air, bodysuit unclasped and mercilessly pinned me to the seat of this chaise longe (hey, a girl can dream!) 🥺
Happy Sunday! 🌹 Tis me, your band merch-selling and head-hit..
Happy Sunday! 🌹 Tis me, your band merch-selling and head-hitting friend; I hit my head off the band van on Friday helping unload the gear 🥲 I feel like it hadn’t even been 7 days without a head injury! Mine you, there are no brains in there for me to have damaged, so that’s a relief! 😂
Tis just me, yammering on in the shower 🤓 (PS- I, too, have ..
Tis just me, yammering on in the shower 🤓 (PS- I, too, have no idea what I’m saying. Feel free to try to decipher 😂)
Oh my gosh I’ve been so run off my feets these past few days..
Oh my gosh I’ve been so run off my feets these past few days I haven’t even had the time to check in with you all! Last night I stumbled in from a photoshoot late and almost hypothermic, due to my usual indecent exposure tone lowering 😂 Tonight I am going to chase you and see how you’ve be...
This has been a very disorganised morning 🥲 here’s a 5 minut..
This has been a very disorganised morning 🥲 here’s a 5 minute video of me attempting to woodwork whilst losing my tools, then stripping (what’s new, yo?!)
This shower is out of order, but I’m happy to be of assistan..
This shower is out of order, but I’m happy to be of assistance. 😇
An innocent one today! It’s so so sunny out here today I for..
An innocent one today! It’s so so sunny out here today I foresee me complaining quite a lot 😬 I’m a bit sleep deprived at the moment, last night I didn’t get back in til 3am after coming back from Glasgow to help sell some merch for a few death metal bands. I can’t function on 5 hours sle...
A few photos from a video I made in a nice room. I think my ..
A few photos from a video I made in a nice room. I think my neighbours at home were probably relieved to have not heard me make a video today 😂 featuring two accidental shots that I think capture my sincere happiness to make rude mini movies 😇
Good morning! ❤️ I’m parting with this adorable burgundy lac..
Good morning! ❤️ I’m parting with this adorable burgundy lace body today! We have had a good run together ❤️ I’m now off to play with my new gifts that arrived unexpectedly yesterday 😭 last night, I miraculously finished my Python programming for calculating and plotting a graph for ...
Happy Saturday! 🥳 I’m Celebrating today’s lie-in with this ..
Happy Saturday! 🥳 I’m Celebrating today’s lie-in with this new super aggressively-shiny bodysuit and wild stockings! They’re awesome; all the sawdust is just not sticking to me at all! 😂 I need some new drill bits and in the mood for feeling transactionally used so how about tip me $7 ...
I am dressed today 😎 And, after a very brief stint in the w..
I am dressed today 😎 And, after a very brief stint in the workshop mad early this morning I bonked my head twice while I was in there on one of those heat-up outdoor lamp things. First time I hit it I was like “wow, ouch, well I won’t forget that’s there again!”. Went through to the back...
Another try-on video where I’m absolutely roasting my pants ..
Another try-on video where I’m absolutely roasting my pants off! Why is it 21C in the U.K. today? Why? Am I destined to be a shade-hopping hermit forever? 😅 I haven’t even made any videos in the workshop in aaaages because it’s just getting too hot in there! Or maybe I’m just getting to...
I’ve just stumbled in from seeing Europe, Foreigner and Whit..
I’ve just stumbled in from seeing Europe, Foreigner and Whitesnake and I’m devastated to say that the sound mix was all over the place 😭 I may well be a lovechild of David Coverdale (my hair, man!) and I barely heard my papa sing at all! This is what I wore under my leopard crop top, not lik...
Happy Friday! 💕 Right so, for context, the curtains are thos..
Happy Friday! 💕 Right so, for context, the curtains are those basically completely see-through material (like almost all my lingerie, as you know!) and I am on a busy heckin street at GROUND level- what possessed the room layout person to do this? Top this off with a car park being just across th...
My new and very practical robe 😎
My new and very practical robe 😎
POV: you’re quietly peeping through the hole by the mirror t..
POV: you’re quietly peeping through the hole by the mirror through the adjacent room whilst I fumble about for a few minutes getting changed - I’ll be leaving soon and you know you’ll be able to slip into my room while I’m not there - you’ll wait in there until I’m back and get undressed...
Would you marry, or parry? (it’s all I could think of that ..
Would you marry, or parry? (it’s all I could think of that meant somewhat the opposite and rhymes... Feel free to give virginal me the brunt of your weapon in either parry or punishment for my naff imagination for words 😅)
Forever travelling at the minute, man! 😅 pls excusé my terri..
Forever travelling at the minute, man! 😅 pls excusé my terrible private message response times! I feel like I’m in some perpetual state of illusionary rush! I’ve packed my uni work to do on the train but I have forgotten to pack even just a pencil so that’s cool 😎 I’ll just etch my f...
Listening to Praying Mantis and pretending I didn’t walk int..
Listening to Praying Mantis and pretending I didn’t walk into the doors in front of everyone on the train 🙃 smile through the embarrassment… smiiiiiiile through the embarrassment 🙃
After a few days of a constant headache - which I can only a..
After a few days of a constant headache - which I can only assume is cos I used my head as a battering ram, twice 😂 - I’m finally desiring the joys of actually leaving the house again! 😅 I’m gonna strut in this green jacket (I WILL bin it today… honest… such a shame 😭😭😭 how do...
Good (late) morning! 🌻 I am not remotely on the ball at all ..
Good (late) morning! 🌻 I am not remotely on the ball at all today; I slept through ALL of my alarms this morning - sooo a couple of days ago I managed to whack my head really really hard on the bathroom cabinet because I left it open and stood up apparently absurdly fast after having a peepee and...
Just before I nearly went tipsy turvy over the back of this ..
Just before I nearly went tipsy turvy over the back of this lion in… I’ll spare you the outtake! 😂 Oh lawwwwd I’m ready for the ruthlessness of Summer! 😍 although I need a willing employee to lather me in SPF50+ hourly, please!
Thankyou for the birthday care these past few days 😭❤️ I app..
Thankyou for the birthday care these past few days 😭❤️ I appreciate it so much! Since coming back home from a few days away I have been in utter panic mode for uni work, I’ve been a dingbat and read deadline dates wrong (thanks dyscalculia 😎) so been ploughing through trying to learn fa...
How I haven’t been pulled aside for public indecency yet, I ..
How I haven’t been pulled aside for public indecency yet, I will never know. I’ll keep rolling with my luck 😎
Happy Sunday! I’m actually proper done with travelling now..
Happy Sunday! I’m actually proper done with travelling now I’m shattered 🥲 (also, lugging my laptop and book all over the place is killing my back now! I spent hours searching for the lightest possible laptop and I’m still so fidgety it just feels too heavy! 😅). I’m sorry I haven...
Leave me in a room for 3 minutes and I’ll be naked in a flas..
Leave me in a room for 3 minutes and I’ll be naked in a flash. Tis my birthday in 3 days so please forgive my choice of tipple this morning 😅 prosecco IS nice in that “oh this is dry and bitter and yucky, it’s brilliant” way- try it, you’ll see; ain’t no shame in drinking prosecco ...
Pretty pretty please help me choose 😬 so I’m out tonight for..
Pretty pretty please help me choose 😬 so I’m out tonight for some Thai and cos my mam wants to go out… sorry, I mean, for my birthday (allegedly 😂). Dress that looks like Christmas candy rock, or shorts and bodysuit?!
