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Well, y’all. Today is turning out to be equally as stressful..

Well, y’all. Today is turning out to be equally as stressful and emotionally draining as yesterday was. Fuck the holidays, sometimes. Right? lol I didn’t bring any makeup with me for this trip, so welcome to my naked face! 😘 Anyways. Kisses, hugs, and other forms of affection. Be well.

I’m writing tomorrow’s “get to know Ashley, the human philos..

I’m writing tomorrow’s “get to know Ashley, the human philosopher” post, the nite before. I don’t really have a *lot* to say abt this, but I’m just gonna share these couple of IG stories, because I think they say quite enough. lol Anyways. Do you recall, perhaps a week ago, when I said...

Per my last post, here is today’s “get to know me” post, in ..

Per my last post, here is today’s “get to know me” post, in lieu of regular content, until I get home on the 3rd. ☺️ This pic is from very early grad school. You see that dead look in my eyes? Ya. I’m glad I left academia. Maybe I’ll engage in professional philosophical endeavors agai...

Good morning, good morning, and good day! I am still visit..

Good morning, good morning, and good day! I am still visiting family until the 3rd, so apologies if I am somewhat absent. No one helps me run this account, it’s just me. However, I am so excited to start the new year off with you all once I get home! I have lots of ideas for content, and I’ve ...

Merry Christmas! Here’s a little set of pics that I took t..

Merry Christmas! Here’s a little set of pics that I took this evening, while I was in the bath. I’m still figuring out how to take flattering bath pics, so be gentle! lol I think they are cute, tho. I was definitely being a bit silly. Anyways! I hope you like them! And I hope you are having an...

This is a set of pictures that I took just prior to starting..

This is a set of pictures that I took just prior to starting OF. Perhaps, almost three months ago, at this point! Again, we have that gorgeous sunlight that I miss so much. 😩 These pics are very boob forward. Selfie style, because this was from before I was so generously gifted a tripod. I like t...

Just some pics from a few months ago, when the Pacific North..

Just some pics from a few months ago, when the Pacific Northwest was still getting regular daylight. Haha I do not miss the heat, but sometimes I *do* miss the light. I really do enjoy just playing around in the dappled sunlight. It’s so fun in pictures, imo.

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Hi!!!! Happy almost Christmas! I’m still so fucking overwhel..

Hi!!!! Happy almost Christmas! I’m still so fucking overwhelmed from traveling and socializing. I’m a bit of a hermit, typically, tbh. I miss interacting with y’all tho and I want you to know I haven’t forgotten abt you! I know I showed you the Nike cheerleader/gymnast looking sweatshirt tha...

Spent the day traveling. I hate flying. It used to be a supe..

Spent the day traveling. I hate flying. It used to be a super huge phobia of mine, as in, panic attack and being kicked off planes because I’m having a panic attack kinda phobia? lololol It’s no longer that bad for me, but it’s still very anxiety inducing. Staying with family is also emotional...

This one is for those who appreciate my feet! 🥰 I see you! ..

This one is for those who appreciate my feet! 🥰 I see you! I appreciate you, too! I took a bunch of pictures *just for you*, the other day after my walk. (In this set of 10 pictures and 2 video clips, I begin wearing jeans, a colorful sweater, and socks. I remove my socks, and other garments [I...

Ok ok ok. Another teaser! 🙈 Hehehehe I say that I am benevol..

Ok ok ok. Another teaser! 🙈 Hehehehe I say that I am benevolent, but maybe I just like to tease you. lol Anyhow! Another picture that I chose not to include. This set of pics is already available, tho. ☺️ Good nite! Sleep tight! Think abt what you’d do if you were behind me! :p

Good day! ☺️ I will be traveling for the holidays, over the..

Good day! ☺️ I will be traveling for the holidays, over the next several days, so I might be a bit distracted. I’m bringing my tripod with me, though! So expect some kind of content, though I haven’t determined exactly what yet. It’ll be a surprise for all of us! ;) Anyhow! Please enjoy...

Hello humans! 👽 I present to you: some pictures! Hehe The o..

Hello humans! 👽 I present to you: some pictures! Hehe The other day, I went on a brief walk and when I got home I took some silly little pictures. It’s starting to be quite chilly here! Makes for some extra cuddly pictures! :) This set is very boob forward. I guess you could say I’m on a boo...

What can I say? I was feeling a bit silly. I’ll share the r..

What can I say? I was feeling a bit silly. I’ll share the rest soon. ;)

Gently placing this here, so that I can free up space on my ..

Gently placing this here, so that I can free up space on my phone! *Please enjoy* this absolutely nonsensical ramble, over the course of which, no clear conclusion is reached. Indeed, not one single thing is clarified, elucidated, or illuminated. It’s SFW and I remain fully, and adorably, clothed....

Have you read the book House of Leaves? I read it a long whi..

Have you read the book House of Leaves? I read it a long while back, at least a decade ago. So, there are a lot of things that I don’t recall well. But, I enjoyed it. I was reminded of it because Spotify started playing Poe’s “Haunted.” Google to figure out the connections; I’ve procrastin...

Two skills I am not proficient at: snapping and winking. It’..

Two skills I am not proficient at: snapping and winking. It’s genuinely embarrassing. lol

Not sure what to call these, or how to describe them! But if..

Not sure what to call these, or how to describe them! But if you’d appreciate several minutes of me teasing you, flashing my lil pussy, and playing with myself a bit, then you won’t be disappointed. ☺️ Happy Friday, folks!

Probably not the kind of update you were looking for; my stu..

Probably not the kind of update you were looking for; my stupid body covered in block text complaining abt not having my meds. 🙃 Whatever. I will return to eloquence, and clarity, and snark, eventually. I’m just screaming into the void rn. (Hi Void. 😘)

Violating Grice’s Maxim of Quantity. Per usual. 🤓 Also!!!..

Violating Grice’s *Maxim of Quantity*. Per usual. 🤓 Also!!! For clarity: I keep saying “free” in this video, but what I rly meant to indicate was the cessation of ppv posts, upon making my page a paid subscription. Clearly a paid subscription isn’t free. 🙃 Not annoyed by this enough t...

I also recorded a longer, mildly sexy (imo), and terribly ra..

I also recorded a longer, mildly sexy (imo), and terribly ramble-y video. I had a lot of thoughts to work through! Sometimes it helps to say things out loud as you think through them. Even if you’ve been reflecting on smth for quite some time, saying it out loud can help you notice connections, cl...

Let me tell you a story. It has a surprise ending, too. Plot..

Let me tell you a story. It has a surprise ending, too. Plot twist. Spoiler alert. Etc. Addendum alert! lol Please, PLEASE! Please, understand that *in no way* am I attempting to bemoan anything. I am very happy with how my time on OF has been. I’m still having fun! lol I literally said that I w...

I took a bunch of mostly not explicit, but merely suggestive..

I took a bunch of mostly not explicit, but merely suggestive, pics and clips yesterday. I have plans for them. Want to work on rewriting my syllabus and some other stuff today blah blah blah blah I should sleep, but I won’t. I should drink water too, but. But. I’m just impulsive and easily excit...

Just a sad, sardonic clown in a sundress. :p 🤡 🌸 🌞 🤡🌸🌞🤡🌸🌞

Yesterday, I shared a fun (for me, at least lol) philosophy ..

Yesterday, I shared a fun (for me, at least lol) philosophy tangent abt death. After I finished filming, I took some pictures and additional clips. Excited to share them with you! Please, please, enjoy. ☺️ Ps. Per usual. I really need to edit the syllabus. 😶

Sometimes the things I say are just inside jokes with myself..

Sometimes the things I say are just inside jokes with myself. Sry 😜😘

Smth fun coming tomorrow, but I’m just excited so whatever. ..

Smth fun coming tomorrow, but I’m just excited so whatever. 😘😘😘

Happy midweek! When I was initially convincing of, or vagu..

Happy midweek! When I was initially convincing of, or vaguely imagining is more like it, this endeavor on OF, I was reminded of those naked weather ladies???? Does anyone remember them? lol So, sort of informative, sexy, and kinda silly/cute. So, when you watch my philosophy ramblings, perhaps tha...