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Feeling overwhelmed? I have just the thing.
Feeling overwhelmed? I have just the thing.
There, there, I'm back, shhh shhh, it's ok If your New Year'..
There, there, I'm back, shhh shhh, it's ok If your New Year's resolution is to stress less, I've found my boobs work wonders Here's a free trial - on the house 🧡
Families always seem so grumpy on planes - here's to introdu..
Families always seem so grumpy on planes - here's to introducing another marital issue for row 33 P.S. your kid sucks
Oh you don't sit at home in a small black dress? You have p..
Oh you don't sit at home in a small black dress? You have places to be? Pfft.
Life hack- always lounge about in cute panties so that when ..
Life hack- always lounge about in cute panties so that when it all burns down the firefighters are tempted to save you first (A further method shown in the video & *hint, hint* it's not putting on more clothes) *Open invite to come be silly and dance around poorly with me*
Panty raid - which ones are you taking?
Panty raid - which ones are you taking?
These photos/vids were a great reason to eat a whole can of ..
These photos/vids were a great reason to eat a whole can of whipped cream by myself on a Monday night ♡ tax write off?
POV you're just trying to thrive & grind when you realize yo..
POV you're just trying to thrive & grind when you realize you're late for your actual 9-5 grind
What’s my face doing? I don’t know, I think it just needs so..
What’s my face doing? I don’t know, I think it just needs something to focus on. Shoutout to the boys who fumble with bras, front clasp ones are hard.
Hot tip! Get sheets that look like graph paper for more acc..
Hot tip! Get sheets that look like graph paper for more accurate measurements and better before communication! "Hey Babe, you're at (7,10) and I'm going to need you to translate that hand about 6 down and 4 left."
My ex's were right, I am a handful.
My ex's were right, I am a handful.
Call me a numerator because I'm always on top?
Call me a numerator because I'm always on top?
Goatish (adj): Lustful; lecherous You've heard of goat yog..
Goatish (adj): Lustful; lecherous You've heard of goat yoga, what do you think of goatish yoga?
Oh look at me, avoiding work and failing to convince myself ..
Oh look at me, avoiding work and failing to convince myself I shouldn't be fooling around
Waking up with a cock had me thinking this was onlyFarmers -..
Waking up with a cock had me thinking this was onlyFarmers - oops
Younger me wanted the cool, mysterious boy in the coffee sho..
Younger me wanted the cool, mysterious boy in the coffee shop; older me wants the side character on TV shows that wears funny shirts
Should’ve Been More Specific: A Haiku They said do what I ..
Should’ve Been More Specific: A Haiku They said do what I love, but didn’t expect my Oral fixation
I put on my math pants to let you know that being perpendicu..
I put on my math pants to let you know that being perpendicular to my curves is called normal because it’s very much expected of you
I don’t need a devil on my shoulder, I have impulsivity
I don’t need a devil on my shoulder, I have impulsivity
Be as hard as my Monday? Side note, I'm running out of loll..
Be as hard as my Monday? Side note, I'm running out of lollipops & open to suggestions
I’ll get unbuttoned and you can feel the ones on your pants ..
I’ll get unbuttoned and you can feel the ones on your pants tighten on Monday 11/28! ⌚️👀 Can’t wait to be your reason to loosen (them) up 🧡 🍆💦
POV: I’m trying to be studious but then you call me over for..
POV: I’m trying to be studious but then you call me over for a little chat because we both know that test isn’t going to pass itself
A homeless man in Florida told me my element was fire and th..
A homeless man in Florida told me my element was fire and thought I was undercover FBI - I think he got at least one of those right.
Can’t wait to see a post on Nextdoor about the chick playing..
Can’t wait to see a post on Nextdoor about the chick playing with herself by the window 😋🥰
As a math teacher, I’ve gotta ask what your favorite angle o..
As a math teacher, I’ve gotta ask what your favorite angle of me is 🧡
I was clearly going for “McDonald’s, but make it sexy”— how ..
I was clearly going for “McDonald’s, but make it sexy”— how are these Golden Arches? Unlike McDonald’s employees, I can take my top off for tips 🧡
