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Gosh - Imagine if I'd requested the hotel manager to bring m..

Gosh - Imagine if I'd requested the hotel manager to bring me a few bottles of water and, after knocking too softly for me to hear (I always like background tunes), lets himself into my room. What do you think he'd do? Quietly watch from the doorway? Or come in, trying to seduce me? I wonde...

Such pristine sheets. Crisp, gleaming white. It would be a s..

Such pristine sheets. Crisp, gleaming white. It would be a shame to mess them up, to roll around and crease them. Leave them in a bunched pile at the end of the bed. But it seems more of a shame to waste them. To not glide our skin across the high thread count. To not compare the smoothness of my sk...

I feel like a mermaid who has just discovered legs for the f..

I feel like a mermaid who has just discovered legs for the first time and doesn't really understand trampolines....

Featuring the voice of a not long awake, newly qualified ang..

Featuring the voice of a not long awake, newly qualified angel...👼😇

Coming tomorrow...

The current view from the bed...

Would you dare wander into my boudoir. What would you expect..

Would you dare wander into my boudoir. What would you expect? What would you hope for? To be guided to the bed, by the hand, my nails gently brushing against your palm...running your hand over my stockings, sliding your finger beneath the suspender straps...enjoying the light press of the elastic......

Doorlady from outta space You can come in, but only if you ..

Doorlady from outta space You can come in, but only if you undergo a set of rigorous tests first. After many complaints from Earth, we don't just anal probe you anymore; We make you suck the probe first...you know...to get it all lubed up :) You're welcome #ThrowbackThursday

Ah yes, you get tits too!

I'm looking for somewhere to sit down, can you help?

Wowza! You're enjoying Meanie Eevee! I'll have to be mean mo..

Wowza! You're enjoying Meanie Eevee! I'll have to be mean more often 🤣 Seems I'm become too nice lately 😛 You'll find it in your inbox if you want to see what everyone is enjoying!! If you can't find it, pop me a message x

"Please mind the opening doors"

"Please mind the *opening* doors"

Want me to rate your dick? Disclaimer: I won't always comp..

Want me to rate your dick? Disclaimer: I won't always compare it to a flesh Tamagotchi, I'm afraid. Written $10 Voice message $15 Video clip $25 Cock humiliation/ SPH videos $25 Send a tip and tell me what style of rating you want, send dick photos (1-3), await your rating!

It was "Intergalactic Cheese" but nevermind...

What's the secret password?

Mean Eevee clip now in your inbox! I can be nasty tooooo! ..

Mean Eevee clip now in your inbox! I can be nasty tooooo! 🥺👉👈 Fully latex clad Meany Eevee tells you what a useless worm you are, how I should just be giving you swirlies and using you as a condom bin. Kneel before me and guzzle my bull's cum out of the condom he fucked me with! DM ...

Gosh, you'd be well and truly fucked if you were tiny! Look ..

Gosh, you'd be well and truly fucked if you were tiny! Look at dees toes!

Your friendly resident E-girl ready to guzzle premium energy..

Your friendly resident E-girl ready to guzzle premium energy drinks...

Would you dare wrestle me? How would you like to be squeez..

Would you dare wrestle me? How would you like to be squeezed between my thighs? I WILL SQUISH YOU!

Imagine being all teeny tiny with me towering over you...thr..

Imagine being all teeny tiny with me towering over you...threatening or exciting?

Perhaps I should have said lack of? Such a thin sliver of ..

Perhaps I should have said lack of? Such a thin sliver of material to hide my hoohar!

Turning everyday items from discount stores into kink kit vo..

Turning everyday items from discount stores into kink kit vol.1

So, I couldn't resist this cute little bodysuit in Victoria'..

So, I couldn't resist this cute little bodysuit in Victoria's Secret! Mainly due to the...well...just wait...you'll see

I'm sorry it looks like I filmed this on a potato...I'm tryi..

I'm sorry it looks like I filmed this on a potato...I'm trying to save data...part of the clip will explain ðŸ˜… Just me nattering for a bit and telling you about my day :)

I'm sorry it looks like I filmed this on a potato...I'm tryi..

I'm sorry it looks like I filmed this on a potato...I'm trying to save data...part of the clip will explain ðŸ˜… Just me nattering for a bit and telling you about my day :)

Good morning! What are you all doing/watching/playing today?

Trying on lots of pretty things in Victoria Secret. I LOVE..

Trying on lots of pretty things in Victoria Secret. I LOVE the strappy bra (it has matching panties), do you? Should I get it?

If you stay indoors too long, you start to develop broccoli ..

If you stay indoors too long, you start to develop broccoli legs. It's ok though... it's a splendid way to get you to eat your greens! #ThrowbackThursday

Hello my lovely fans! To try to make the start of 2021 a l..

Hello my lovely fans! To try to make the start of 2021 a little better, I'm asking you all to suggest some ideas for content I can make this week! I will be choosing 2-3 ideas and posting it on my OnlyFans for you all to enjoy for FREE! I don't have many costumes/lingerie with me at the m...