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How do bovines do math? ……… with a Cowculator 🐄

What do you get from a pampered cow? ……… Spoiled milk 🐮

What kind of horses only come out after dark? ………Nightmares ..

What kind of horses only come out after dark? ………Nightmares 🐴

What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? ……. It gets toad..

What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? ……. It gets toad 🐸

Why does a duck have tail feathers?? ……… to cover his butt q..

Why does a duck have tail feathers?? ……… to cover his butt quack 🦆

Alright! That’s it for the random pic montage for now. Plent..

Alright! That’s it for the random pic montage for now. Plenty more to come :)

And here’s just a wholesome pic that I thought looked the be..

And here’s just a wholesome pic that I thought looked the best of like 7 other similar ones from the same moment

And this is a glimpse of me off of the trail waiting for a b..

And this is a glimpse of me off of the trail waiting for a bus in LA to take me to a music festival. I definitely lost weight in this picture and have a neck beard. I also happened to upset a woman because I pe*d behind a bush by her car and evidently LA doesn’t get a lot of rain so it’s not rea...

And here’s just another pic of me loving that I have an umbr..

And here’s just another pic of me loving that I have an umbrella in the desert. Some might say that the pattern of the umbrella above my head is symbolic of the auric fields emanating from my exceptionally high frequency third eye chakra but I would never say that because I’m just a regular guy ...

So this is actually a feat of ingenuity. It’s common for hik..

So this is actually a feat of ingenuity. It’s common for hikers to try and affix an umbrella to their backpack but often times they do it poorly and end up looking like fools with an umbrella getting blow all over the place and not staying where it’s supposed to stay. The trick is not tie it to ...

And here we have some sort of green seed fruit thing that I ..

And here we have some sort of green seed fruit thing that I will not make a joke about it looking like a testicle because I’m mature and I would never say a joke like I found one of Shrek’s dismembered hairy testicles because that would be immature and I’m not immature.

So this is actually a picture that was taken by my friend Ma..

So this is actually a picture that was taken by my friend Masaki. He wanted to take a picture of the design of the string that was inside the hood of my sun shirt because he had never seen it before and was interested in incorporating it into his own designs since he had his own long distance hiking...

And here’s just a nice wholesome picture of me next to some ..

And here’s just a nice wholesome picture of me next to some stupid flowers. And honestly, OoOo yellow flowers, pssshh, who hasn’t seen yellow flowers before? Uhhh, 1998 called, they want their flowers back. Can somebody please wake me up when flowers do something new and original, please? They d...

Here’s me exuding pure sex appeal and arousing everybody wit..

Here’s me exuding pure sex appeal and arousing everybody within a 5 mile radius. Also, foam pads are the way to go if you’re long distance hiking. Blow up mattresses are good in theory but not in reality after weeks and weeks of abuse. They’ll end up causing you headaches and will eventually j...

This is from that one time I went hiking for a long time and..

This is from that one time I went hiking for a long time and found a big pinecone and made a face at it. As far as pinecones go I’d rate it a 7.7 out of 10. It was one of about 10,000 pinecones I saw on the trail. Fun fact, some pinecones can weigh up to 10 lbs. and have been known to fall and k!l...

This was my first time skydiving. It was a beautiful day but..

This was my first time skydiving. It was a beautiful day but we ended up having a bit of cloud coverage and were advised not to jump but we decided to do it anyways. Ended up skydiving through a cloud. It was absolutely exhilarating! The scariest part was sitting on the side of the plane with the do...

Just vibing on my kayak. This is one of my favorite ways to ..

Just vibing on my kayak. This is one of my favorite ways to recharge. Also, just had an idea. It’d be cool to hear what your guys’ favorite thing is to do when you need to recharge. 10 points to anybody that leaves a comment >>>

I’m gonna be uploading a lot of random pics from moments of ..

I’m gonna be uploading a lot of random pics from moments of my life tonight. Thought it’d be fun to share a little but more about myself in this way so that you guys can get to know me a little bit better. Stay tuned, I’m gonna head to the store really quick and then it’s go time 🤙🏼

Here’s me bartending at Lightning in a Bottle. 10 points if ..

Here’s me bartending at Lightning in a Bottle. 10 points if you’ve ever been. It was a groovy time, indeed ☺️

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Hey, could you help me put my pants on all the way? I can’t ..

Hey, could you help me put my pants on all the way? I can’t seem to figure it out

This one is from my days living out in the country :)

Here’s me doing one of my favorite things. I love getting ou..

Here’s me doing one of my favorite things. I love getting out on the water away from everything. Being fully immersed in nature with the sun shining on my skin. And there really is something special about being naked and free and just exploring around new hidden little pockets of wetlands and seei...

Hey look! It’s a pic of me at a music festival in 2019 lol

Hey look, it’s a pic of me from 2016 👀

Just wanted to say thank you to everybody that’s been suppor..

Just wanted to say thank you to everybody that’s been supporting me on here. I’ve been working like crazy the last 9 months building retaining walls and doing full backyard renovations. But now, I’m excited to say that I’m working on starting a pressure washing company. It’s a lot of work ...

Lights dim, music playing quietly, and me in my favorite sho..

Lights dim, music playing quietly, and me in my favorite short blue shorts. Just enough fabric to keep things interesting. I’m lounging, stretching, posing like I’ve got an audience... but it’s just me vibing out doing my thing.