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After several consecutive days of packing, moving, unpacking..

After several consecutive days of packing, moving, unpacking, etc, I fucked off to the pool for a glorious hour and it was truly restorative. Like aspirin for a headache or a fat bowl for a hangover; just what the doctor ordered.

New Vlog! I talk about some shit but really nothing at all,..

New Vlog! I talk about some shit but really nothing at all, idfk. On the scale of Hot Babe to Tragic Bag of Skin and Thicc Bones, I'm leaning toward the skin bag. As the Moving Out mode sunsets and the Moving In: the Unpackening begins, I am reminded how ... damn fuck, I'm just a skeleton ...

Found this while unpacking. I don't remember the context but..

Found this while unpacking. I don't remember the context but I know one of those bracelets broke years ago, and only upon moving this time did I finally give up on the optimistic illusion that I would some day reconstruct it with stronger elastic.

I think this is the last photo of my tits that I shot in wha..

I think this is the last photo of my tits that I shot in what is now my former apartment. Onwards and upwards! I'll be answering messages very soon and also my next cam show is Friday on CAM4!

First tit pic on my new balcony. The trees outside sound lik..

First tit pic on my new balcony. The trees outside sound like they're colluding on some devious scheme. I hope they don't consider it a threat when I sit out here smoking their distant brethren. 🍃🌬

First vlog in my new apartment! I'll give you a tour when it..

First vlog in my new apartment! I'll give you a tour when it no longer looks like a swap meeet.

Just a little cum splatter on my tits to start my day, bedhe..

Just a little cum splatter on my tits to start my day, bedhead and all. Woke up at 4:30 and had to distract myself somehow. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do, you know?

Throwback photo of me with the Queen of Xenomorphs. Not nake..

Throwback photo of me with the Queen of Xenomorphs. Not naked or anything, just thought some of ya'll would think it's cool.

Feeling pretty, flashing a titty, from my camshow on Friday...

Feeling pretty, flashing a titty, from my camshow on Friday. Next one is the 27th at 4 pm central! How's your weekend been going?

Little throwback to the last time I worked with my Fairy Por..

Little throwback to the last time I worked with my Fairy Porn Mother, Jincey. This was a lesbian porn where I got to film with Pepper Hester that was unfortunately never released. The other scene I did was me and April O'Neil dressed as goddesses.

New Vlog! The Saturday morning ramblings of an uncaffeinate..

New Vlog! The Saturday morning ramblings of an uncaffeinated lunatic, plus some titties and disheveled hair. Also I talk about how wonderful Nina Hartley is. You know, just regular normal pornography. (Also I gotta get better about labeling my posts now that it's a thing I can do.)

Join me on cam4 at 4 pm Central! I fucked up on the st..

Join me on cam4 at ***4 pm Central!*** I fucked up on the start time before, set your alarm and join me in ~2 hours!

Come hang out with me today at **4 pm central time on cam4! ..

Come hang out with me today at **4 pm central time on cam4! Link in bio! I made a mistake on the time originally!

Oh dear, looks like I've got morning wood.

Degenerate ho lounging by the pool, secret Topo Chico hiding..

Degenerate ho lounging by the pool, secret Topo Chico hiding under the pool chair. I have a CAM4 show on Friday at 2 pm Central time!

A casual gent was dicking around beautifully on his guitar s..

A casual gent was dicking around beautifully on his guitar so I decided to make it a quiet, secret strip game. If you like it, lmk!

Just a little vlog talking about a cool party I went to this..

Just a little vlog talking about a cool party I went to this weekend and other life stuff. Look at my cool new bra! Also I'll be on CAM4 on Friday! the 13th! at 4 pm Central Time!

Derby day titties!! I'll respond to messages when I get hom..

Derby day titties!! I'll respond to messages when I get home tomorrow!

Lick it or spank it? Or are you gonna get all poetic and tel..

Lick it or spank it? Or are you gonna get all poetic and tell me some other alternative? If that's the case, tip me when you tell me so I can respond in kind!

TB pic from when I squirted on that beautiful scarf. It was ..

TB pic from when I squirted on that beautiful scarf. It was a lovely gift from a makeup brand called Kaja Beauty and I wear their eyeshadow most of the time if I'm wearing makeup these days. Not sponsored or anything, just a big fan.

I am immortal, I have inside me bloood of Queens. I have no..

I am immortal, I have inside me bloood of Queens. I have no rival, no man can be my equal... Born to be queen, princess of the universe 👑

Turns out that Anxious Stressy Ela posts more random shit th..

Turns out that Anxious Stressy Ela posts more random shit than your day-to-day Avoidant Ela, so here is a throwback 🥰

The world sucks, maybe red light therapy will fix it

Your girl is having a bit of a rough week. Cheer me up?

Fun little throwback to a few years ago at AVN!

I didn't sleep last night so much as just kind of flirted ge..

I didn't sleep last night so much as just kind of flirted gently with general concept of sleep. rip ela darling Fuck it, I'm gonna tweet that but without the titties. In other news, my next camshow is set for Friday the 13th!! Also, how did you like Campfire Facial?

I am live on Cam4 now come hang out!

Campfire Facial Let's set the scene: you're out in the midd..

Campfire Facial Let's set the scene: you're out in the middle of nowhere surrounded by nature, verdant and lush. The trees perfume the air with the scent of springtime emerging. The cicadas are singing and the sun is starting to set. You're with me, all alone and miles from civilization...