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It's smooching time! π
It's smooching time! π
They say hindsight is 20/20, but what about HEINIEsight? π π
They say hindsight is 20/20, but what about HEINIEsight? π π
The calm before the spanking storm βοΈ
The calm before the spanking storm βοΈ
I'm practicing my cannonball form. How do you think the Russ..
I'm practicing my cannonball form. How do you think the Russian judges would rate it? π₯
Shedding my skin (clothes)! I'm a sexy snake (human being). ..
Shedding my skin (clothes)! I'm a sexy snake (human being). π
Would it be animal abuse if I used these round flamingos to ..
Would it be animal abuse if I used these round flamingos to practice my slam dunking skills? βΉοΈββοΈ
***It's Valentine's Day*** β€οΈ! And I am your goddess of luuu..
***It's Valentine's Day*** β€οΈ! And I am your goddess of luuuuuuuv! If this picture makes your romantic heart go pitter-pat, check out the rest of the set! π ***Tip...*** π $5 for two pics π $8 for five pics π $10 for ten pics π $12 for the whole shebang! (10+5 pics -- I&#...
Mmm maybe a water/fire-type combo, come to think. Because I'..
Mmm maybe a water/fire-type combo, come to think. Because I'm often wet and always hot π§π₯
I'm a water-type Pokemon. Sea what I mean? π π¦
I'm a water-type Pokemon. Sea what I mean? π π¦
Top o' the mornin' to ya, lads and lasses! π
Top o' the mornin' to ya, lads and lasses! π
Self-care is important. Give yourself a hug every now and th..
Self-care is important. Give yourself a hug every now and then π«
Snippity snap, the booty is π!
Snippity snap, the booty is π!
Focusing my mental energy until I can unzip someone's fly us..
Focusing my mental energy until I can unzip someone's fly using only the power of my mind π§ π
Surprise taste test! Take it out so I can tell you what flav..
Surprise taste test! Take it out so I can tell you what flavor you are! π
Steely Dan put me in timeout! π£ Wait...does he have the auth..
Steely Dan put me in timeout! π£ Wait...does he have the authority to do that?
I clicked my heels together but you're still not here! These..
I clicked my heels together but you're still not here! These magic shoes I stole from that witch are a bust! π§Ή
I think there's room for your hand in here, too! π€
I think there's room for your hand in here, too! π€
I have tallied the votes and the results are in! A sentient ..
I have tallied the votes and the results are in! A sentient pickle is our next president! π₯³π₯π₯³ Uh, I mean, the ***livestream happening THIS SATURDAY*** starts at 7PM PST ***only on The Other Site*** (see link in the picture)! Mark your calendars βοΈ! Set every alert π’! Call the Nation...
What are these called again? Broobs? Tutties? Honkers?! I do..
What are these called again? Broobs? Tutties? Honkers?! I don't remember! π
Won't you join me for my morning stretches? Pants off first,..
Won't you join me for my morning stretches? Pants off first, though. It ups your flexibility. π€Έ
I learned this trick in the Circus Circus buffet line! πͺ
I learned this trick in the Circus Circus buffet line! πͺ
Hey! Stop *stair*-ing! (do you see what I did there?) πΉ πΉ πΉ
Hey! Stop *stair*-ing! (do you see what I did there?) πΉ πΉ πΉ
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! Wait, am I late? π€Ά
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! Wait, am I late? π€Ά
I'm livestreaming π₯³! Save the date! Saturday, February 10th ..
I'm livestreaming π₯³! Save the date! Saturday, February 10th π! In the meantime... tell me when this rare occurrence should happen! (yes, there are only two options because I am a grandma and need my beauty sleep π₯²)
Chest out, back straight, elbows up? In any case, good postu..
Chest out, back straight, elbows up? In any case, good posture is the key to success! ποΈ
If I were to get a full back tattoo, what do you think it sh..
If I were to get a full back tattoo, what do you think it should be?
Balconies are also great places to air out your behind! π
Balconies are also great places to air out your behind! π
Balconies are a great place to air these puppies out ποΈ
Balconies are a great place to air these puppies out ποΈ
A message for Steely Dan π
A message for Steely Dan π
Introducing the amazing Kupcake-Inator! (if you know, you kn..
Introducing the amazing Kupcake-Inator! (if you know, you know π)
