Mounting_Myrtle

It's really hard to find good help this days! Got a maid, and then I find out that she has gone crazy on my horse cock collection! Here, I caught her on camera with my horse plug! The audacity!😉 #sizequeen #plugs #horsecock #maid

I did some cleaning, and decided to count all my toys🤭 I have 95 dildos, plugs and eggs!! I have 4 dildos on the way... so close to 100 toys!!!! 😳😳😳 My Throne wishlist is updated, if anyone wants to give me that tripple digits!💜 (And the Cirrus is HIGH on my wishlist🫶🫶)

Okey!! I neeeeeeed a XL Cirrus from Paladine Pleasure Sculptors!!! We are talking a table width of cock!! I have put it on my Throne wishlist! Please, someone! 🥹🥹🥹 https://throne.com/mounting_myrtle/item/4a1e3a30-462f-40c8-bd45-898c3ec3ff8d

I did love how my nipple piercing looked, but ooooh lord how painful it was getting them stuck in everything🙈 Even the bed sheets was a hassle🙈 I even almost stopped touching them, because I was afraid of flicking the piercing and it would hurt😢 Now my tits are piercing free, and I love to...

😈 XL Bael 😈 This toy is on my top 10 list, if not on my top 5! It has such a perfect shape, and it always pulls a squirt or two out of me🤩 just love the way it stretches my hole! Have a good Sunday, Sweeties😘 #sizequeen #hugedildo #bigdildo #dildo #fisting #squirting #gape #pussygape

XL Bael cumming tomorrow!

Might be a new Bael video this weekend😁

Do you notice something different?😉

I'm buying this beast this year, regardless of the tip goal is reached or not. But!! If you want to get one of the perks/rewards of donating to it, you should do so soon! Suddenly it's too late!! $1-4 = Thank you message + 1 pic from unboxing. $5-14= Thank you message + pics from the unbo...

💚 XXL Phantasos 💚 I had such a craving for this long, thick horse cock, so I just had to jump on it! It was cand of hard, since I had a hard leg session at the gym the day before🤭 but I think it turned out okey😁 I'm thinking about making a video with all my horse cocks again! What ...

Hi Sweeties! I'm a bit late with the Phantasos video🥺 I'm struggling with uploading it, I'm at work all weekend, and I can't use the work wifi, and the cell phone reception here isn't great. But it will be the first thing I'll do when I get home Monday morning!😘

XXL Phantasos teaser😘

XXL Phantasos was probably not the best idea, the day after leg day😂 but I think I got a decent video out of it😉 Cumming this weekend!

🩷 Unicorn + Uruk-hai 2.0 💚 From super soft and pretty, to brutal and nasty😉 what a sensation difference🤭 My pussy loves both!😍 I think you can see some squirting action on the end of the ork-video, but I was so caught by surprise by the sudden and intens orgasm, that it wasn't ea...

🌞 summer has arrived🌞 I was just going to relax in the sun today, but the alien smut book I was reading was so steaming hot! That I just had to run upstairs to grab a fitting dildo and fuck my soaking wet pussy! (Uruk-Hai video will be a bit late, cums tomorrow!)

When you're reading alien smut, and realizes that you have a similar dildo as the alien cock in your book😎😁

From super soft to brutal texture😍 #sizequeen #fantasydildo

New video cumming this weekeeeeeeend😁😁

Ready for the beach😁

I'm away on vacation, but soooo eager to get back and make more content for you! Next up is the new Uruk-hai and unicorn dildo🤩🤩 In the mean time, my Fansly is on sale until the end of the week!!

I'm in the mood to buy some new lingerie and outfits to use in my videos😁 But I'm a bit stuck on what to get😅 Any ideas? Something you want to see me in?😁

Hi Sweeties! I don't have any easter content this year, so here is a re-post of last year's easter bunny video! 😘

📢 New toy alert 📢 I loved the look of my first Uruk-hai dildo, but it was a bit too firm, and the tip was just to pointy. So You&MeSextoys changed a bit on the design, and sendt me a new, softer version. And even though I haven't tested it yet, I just can feel that it's perfect! 😍 ...

💚 UV lube and Richter 💚 I love the way this video turned out! Such a good vibe and mood🤩 And I had so much fun making it! Richter from PrimalHardwear had just the right color and glow for this! It looks like I'm stuffing a lamp inside my pussy🤭 the lube is such a nice effect, defi...

A glowy video cumming for you tomorrow😉😘

Had some fun this week🤭

🥫 Tuna Can Jerry 🥫 My grand plan was to make a 3xTCJ video for you! But my pussy wasn't cooperating, and I had to stop with just the tip of the XXXL 😭 I need to stretch more! The XXL on the other hand, slide right in, like it's made for me! So I'm giving you 2 options today: ...

Just LOVE my XXL Tuna Can Jerry 🤩🤩

Good news! Bad news! And good news! Good news: XXL Tuna Can Jerry still fits my pussy, like it's made for it!😍 Bad news: I didn't even get half down on the XXXL TCJ, and didn't even attempt on the Legendary size😭😭😭 My pussy was just not having it today🙈 Good news: I als...

Going for all my Tuna Can Jerrys next! XXL XXXL aaaaaand LEGENDARY!! If you haven't seen my go on the legendary size yet👇👇👇