Darlingsmurfette

PSA: The female version on a tea bag is called a Clam Slam. That is all...Enjoy your day! 💋😋🤣

People who have high sex drive tend to look younger than their actual age. Is it true? I've been told I look younger lol

You can stay...but your clothes must go! This is what youve been waiting for!! Got a little turned on while outside in the backyard, couldn't wait to get back inside so I just fucked myself in the shed. 🤤🍆🍑🥵 How adventurous are you? 😏

😁😜 Nothing like a lil naked Minecraft on a gloomy/rainy day off.🌧️⛈️ Just relax and create. 💎⛏️

Is PUSSYLIPS one word or should I spread them apart? 🐈🐈😜

"Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider, is chaos for the fly." -Mortica Addams Little bit of self care while watching The Addams Family. Whos your favorite character in the movie?

Even though she looks innocent, she's really a perverted demon. 😈🥵

Bought me a new set. What do you guys think? Really like the shade of blue. 💙💋🍑

There's a suckered born every minute, but swallowers are hard to find. 😘🤤🍆

I need a man who looks at me, as I lie before him, and thinks to himself.. "What kind of noises would I like her to make today." What noises would you help me make? 😜🥵😉

Your girl is at it again! This time I made dessert! Strawberry cream pie. Got a white mess to clean up un the kitchen. 😉😏🍨💋

Sometimes I grab my boobs. Because, well, I can.

Your girl has been cooking it up over here. 😏😉🤤 nit sure what this is called besides pork chop n potatoes with mushroom cheese sauce since I didn't have a recipe lol but still....soon good! 🤤🤤 Whats your favorite home cooked meal?

Just wanna wish my fellow stoner subs and creators a Happy 4:20!!! 🔥😶‍🌫️💨 Hope everyone has a blazing good day!!! My piece of choice is normally a chillum what's yours?

Happy 4:20 to all my stoner followers!! Hope everyone has a blazing good day!!! 🔥😶‍🌫️💨😊 My piece of choice is a chillum, what's yours?

Current subs I hope you plan on joining me next month, May 1st drops a hot ass video! Come see me slide up and down on my favorite pink vibrator. 🍆🥵🔥 To all my followers...you'll be able to purchase the video that's dropping, but it's cheaper to become a subscriber than have to...

Alright ladies and gents here it is the comparison of blue or red. Taking a poll to see which you guys like better. 💋💙❤️😜

About me: Very high sex drive with enormous need for cuddling and affection. 😜💋🥰 Are you a cuddler with a high sex drive? 😏

I need moral support....the 'M' is silent. 😏💋

Was gonna do a big reveal for this but since I leaked it and didn't realize it, I'll post it now. You're lil smurfette has changed from blue to red for a little bit! 😏💙❤️ I'll post comparisons photos soon but what are your thoughts on me being a redhead? Do you have a thing...

When I was young, I used to wish to fit in.. I'm glad I didn't get my wish! Did you want to fit in as a child or did you already know you were born to stand out?

Note to self: You the shit mama! The weekend is here! What's your plans?

🍆🍑A friend of mine came over and helped me use one of my toys on myself while live on adult friend finder!! 🥵🥵 Have you been on AFF? Have you seen us live on there?

Sometimes I just want a dick in my mouth. Are you used to begging girls to suck your dick, or have you found ones that will do it without you even asking?

Took some pics before my shower, last minute decided to do the Captin Morgan pose. Who here drinks Captin? 😏🤪🥃

Nice weather means spring cleaning is gonna be in full swing soon! 💐💐 First item on the list....cleaning the car! 🚙 where are you starting your spring cleaning this year?

If you don't know already, I like to be goofy and make people laugh. 🤣🤡🥳I can be serious when needed but I enjoy being weird. Are you more serious or playful? 😏😘

Happy Monday everyone! Hope everyone has a great and productive day! What do you like/dislike about mondays?

Happy Monday Everyone!!!! Hope you have a great productive day!! What's your feelings on Mondays?

You know your girl can bake...but did you know she could cook too? 🍝🍛🤤 what are some of your favorite dishes? Always looking for new recipes 😋